I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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