i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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