my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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