Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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