oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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