I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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