I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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