Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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