You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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