Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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