I bet he comes in French.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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