hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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