I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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