I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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