No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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