O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that's an acceptable place to lick
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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