birth control should be required to get into college
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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