Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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