: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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