It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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