im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We had to coat check the pizza.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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