Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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