Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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