we're blogging at a bar
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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