Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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