I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
