You can't special order awesome
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
