Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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