What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
