you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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