At least make sure they are 18
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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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