My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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