Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Randomize
