you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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