just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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