i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
that is very illegal...i love you.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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