just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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