Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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