You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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