I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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