if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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