yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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