There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
