In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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