thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so that wasnt chicken after all
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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