is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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He felt like a one man threesome
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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