Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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