if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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