Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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