doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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