then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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