I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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