I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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