Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Randomize
