all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
