Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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