Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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